Miststar
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Misty day, cold and rainy, misty night, all alone.
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Post by Miststar on May 1, 2012 17:06:35 GMT -5
(We are in need of a new random thread.)
Skystar, who had just finished Christmas shopping, threw her bags into the air and screamed, "It's May! It's May!" Then blew up, but froze in midair and came back to life. She looked at the llama, which is always right next to her for times like this, and ate it. "Buh duh bum bum bum I'm loving it." She sang to anyone who would listen.
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Post by Brightcloud on May 1, 2012 17:08:23 GMT -5
Brightcloud skipped over, riding a giant sun and screeched "OW THE SUN FEELS LIK THE CUMCUMBERS!!!!!!" She then proceeded to dance with a wiggling necklace upside down in the hamsters brain. "WHY IS THE NYAN CAT EATING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Post by Olivespot on May 4, 2012 17:46:42 GMT -5
Olivespot pranced around the globe eating corndogs and juggling the logic of philosophy in her paws. "I AM A EGGPLANT! I AM A SQUASH! I AM THE EGGMAN! NOOOO! YOU ARE THE EGGMAN! I AM THE WALRUSS! CucuCAHOO! CucuCAHOO!" She sang
(After Squash, Yes, actually song.)
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Miststar
Warrior
Misty day, cold and rainy, misty night, all alone.
Posts: 132
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Post by Miststar on May 5, 2012 7:51:20 GMT -5
(I know. You're talking to a huge Beatles Fan)
"FOR THE BENEFIT OF MR. KITE THERE WILL BE SOME SQUASH TONIGHT ON TRAMPOLINES! AAAAHHH THE BUNNIES ARE EVIL!" Mistpaw screamed as rode over the magical land of Equestria on Princess' Peaches flying pig.
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Post by Sunfeather on May 5, 2012 9:18:22 GMT -5
(tee-hee)
Sunpaw galloped upside down through a maze as gigantic slugs tried to eat dawn. "I CALL THE SHINY OBJECT! MY SHINY OBJECTS!" She screamed before turning into a penguin-seal
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Miststar
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Misty day, cold and rainy, misty night, all alone.
Posts: 132
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Post by Miststar on May 5, 2012 12:55:00 GMT -5
Mistpaw called the flying pig to a halt, causing it to explode into a person with her face in a jar by the door. Mistpaw then ran over to Sunpaw and shook her, shouting in her face, "NO! YOU CAN ONLY GALLOP THROUGH MAZES UPSIDEDOWN CALLING FOR SHINY OBJECTS IF IT ISN'T SATURDAY! YOU MUST GALLOP RIGHT SIDE UP I TELL YOU, RIGHT SIDE UP!"
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Post by Sunfeather on May 5, 2012 13:05:33 GMT -5
Sunpaws eyes widened. "NUUUU I HATH BREAKEN THE SACRED RULES! I SHALL NOW EAT THE PUNISHMENT PIE!" She shoved her face into seventeen pies. "BAD KITTYYYYY!"
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Miststar
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Misty day, cold and rainy, misty night, all alone.
Posts: 132
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Post by Miststar on May 5, 2012 13:50:31 GMT -5
"IT'S 18 PIES, NOT 17!" Mistpaw yowled, shoving the last pie into her face.
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Post by Sunfeather on May 5, 2012 14:51:22 GMT -5
Sunpaw crawled on the ground covered in pie, and covering her eyes with her paws. "THE SHAAAAAME! THE SHAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMME!" Without further ado, she broke into an Irish jig, holding her breath
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Post by Hazelstar on May 5, 2012 16:09:46 GMT -5
Hazelstar spontaneously combusted with a burning passion powered by fruit flavored noodles. She then teleported onto Sunpaw's head, no longer exploded. "IT'S TAKASHI MORINOZUKA'S BIRTHDAY! WE MUST BRING THE BALLLLOOOOOOOONS!" she shouted.
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Miststar
Warrior
Misty day, cold and rainy, misty night, all alone.
Posts: 132
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Post by Miststar on May 11, 2012 18:39:53 GMT -5
Huzla Lof ate a pie.
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Post by Brightcloud on May 15, 2012 19:14:00 GMT -5
Brightclouds tongue grew into a purple snake and she began to jump rope over it while it changed into a dandelion and a nucleus. "ONE FERRET OF JELLO! TWO FERRET OF JELLO! SEVEN FERRET OF JELLO! EIGHT FERRET OF GRINDYLOW! THIRTEEN TROLL OF STUPEFY! FIFTEEN DOXEY OF REQUIREMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Skystar on May 15, 2012 19:44:33 GMT -5
(Oh, I just finished my christmas shopping, did I?)
Skystar jumped in, rexploded, then jumped out. She took her handy dandy notebook and drew three ferrets of jello on a plate. "FERRET PIE!"
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Post by Hazelstar on May 16, 2012 14:36:22 GMT -5
"Why, that's the best kind!" Hazelstar exclaimed as she ate a balloon whole, and began to float up in the air.
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Dragonwing
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Burn The Darkness With The Brilliant Light And Ignite The Life!
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Post by Dragonwing on May 17, 2012 18:14:13 GMT -5
"Bleh, me no likey rat pie." Says Dragon. "Me like Hazelpie." *Bakes Hazelstar into a pie* *Eats Hazelstar-Pie* "YUM!"
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