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Post by Shadowstar on Oct 16, 2011 7:24:10 GMT -5
on this one, I will score you from One-Ten. If you would also like to be a judge PM me, but do NOT score anyone until i have announced that you are a judge!(this is so there is no fighting) LET THE GAMES BEGAN!
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Post by Fernstrike on Oct 16, 2011 8:48:57 GMT -5
Once upon a time there was a fish named Comet. He was yellow and made of dirt. Comet loved to eat cardboard. One day he went on an adventure with the toaster who was fro the Philippines. "DO you like peanut brittle? JUST FOLLOW THE YELLOWBRICK ROAD!" Comet asked him as the joined a ravishing game of Candyland "YOU NOOB!" Fernpaw cried and beat them up with a purple elastic. "IN THE TOWN! WHERE I WAS BORN! THERE LIVED A MAN, WHO HAD A BEARD! AND IN, THAT BEARD, WAS FOOD, FROM LAST YEAR! WE ALL SAID SHAVE THT BEARD, SHAVE THAT BEARD, SHAVE THAT BEARD. AND HE SAID, THAT HE COULD NOT, BECAUSE HE WOULD BE! TOO DISTRAUGHT! FOR THE BEARD, WAS HIS FRIEND AND HE DIDNT WANT THAT FRIENDSHIP TO END AND THEN HE SAID, HER NAME IS EMMA HER NAME EMMA AND THEN HE SAID HER NAME IS EMMA AND IM IN LOVE WITH HER!!!"
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Post by Hazelstar on Oct 16, 2011 9:41:10 GMT -5
One day, Hazelstar decided to have a conversation with Birchfur in Japanese. "Konnichiwa!" Hazelstar said. "Konnichiwa, Hazelstar-san," Birchfur mewed in reply. "Are wa cheesu desu ka?" Hazelstar asked. "Nani?" Birchfur replied, confuzed. "Are wa cheesu desu ka," Hazelstar repeated. "Hai!" Birchfur answered, understanding the question now. Then, Goldenkit ran in! "Konnichiwa Hazelstar-samma! Konnichiwa Birchfur-san!" Goldenkit said with a bow of her head. "Konnichiwa Goldenkit-chan," Hazelstar replied. Then a dog ran in, and scared Goldenkit. "Iie inu wa!" Hazelstar exclaimed. "Dahme! Osoit (spelling fail)!" So then the dog obayed. And then everyone was happy, and they enjoyed eating cheese together. The End!
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Post by Fernstrike on Oct 16, 2011 9:42:26 GMT -5
I am outdone.
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Post by Hazelstar on Oct 16, 2011 9:44:50 GMT -5
No, yours was more random, mine was more "hey I'm bored, so I'll write something in a different language, and no one will understand it!" So I think yours is better. Especially if you translate mine, it comes out very boring.
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Post by Fernstrike on Oct 16, 2011 9:46:15 GMT -5
Thanks I SHALL TRANSLATE IT NOW BECAUSE I AM VERY CURIOUS.
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Post by Hazelstar on Oct 16, 2011 9:47:16 GMT -5
I could just tell you... But I feel that it would ruin the surprise.
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Post by Fernstrike on Oct 16, 2011 9:48:45 GMT -5
It didn't work, sadness. Dang Google Translate.
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Post by Hazelstar on Oct 16, 2011 9:53:12 GMT -5
Then I will tell you! It says: One day, Hazelstar decided to have a conversation with Birchfur in Japanese. "Hello!" Hazelstar said. "Hello Hazelstar (said politely)," Birchfur mewed in reply. "Is the cheese over there?" Hazelstar asked. "What?" Birchfur replied, confuzed. "Is the cheese over there," Hazelstar repeated. "Yes!" Birchfur answered, understanding the question now. Then, Goldenkit ran in! "Hello honored Hazelstar! Hello Birchfur (said politely)!" Goldenkit said with a bow of her head. "Hello little Goldenkit," Hazelstar replied. Then a dog ran in, and scared Goldenkit. "No you dog!" Hazelstar exclaimed. "Bad! Sit!" So then the dog obayed. And then everyone was happy, and they enjoyed eating cheese together. The End!
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Post by Fernstrike on Oct 16, 2011 9:54:26 GMT -5
OH! I get it now!
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Post by Olivespot on Oct 16, 2011 10:52:21 GMT -5
The sun was shining bright and Olivekit was happily dancing the tango witrh a unicorn llama. The llama was from planet yama where all they ate were tacos.
"OMG YOU EVIL frythasardertynina I WILL PREVAIL AND EAT ALL THE TACO'S! TACO"S ARE AMAZING!" Shreiked the llama unicorn, turning into a llama unicorn rainbow sparkle "THAT IS A LIE!!!!!!!!! RAMEN NOODLES ARE AMAZING!" "What a rainbow of anthonys. That is just noodles!" This started a water bottle which decided it like planet X better and ate the llama "RAMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!" OLivepaw yelled Olivepaw was so happy that she turned imnto a zebra and ate all the stone in the world while juggling apples on her head with worms in her eyes eating elmos. "I WANT TO EAT THE FIREWORRKK!" And so she did. THE FIREWORK TURNED HER INTO A SPARKLE WHICH ATE ALL THE TREES AND THEN TURNED INTO A QUIRKLE AND ATE ALL THE WIIS WITH A BIT OS SALT BUT NOT TOO MUCH CUZ EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOO MUCH RAINBOW ON APPLE CRISP MAKES IT DELICIOUS AND WHO WOULD EAT DELICIOUS APPLE CRISP!
Olivepaw ate the college.
This is how meatballs got the name of Schmallopolassies. (Okay this is my worst random talk ever!)
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Post by Moonstream / Sunflight on Oct 16, 2011 10:59:27 GMT -5
After getting kicked out of the Emo corner, Mr. Shablabadingdong ran round the park in a duck costume screaming at he random ducks that scooter by: "YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE ATE A KLONDIKE BAR" "YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN EPOPLE HEARD ALARM THEY THOUGHT SE WAS BACKING UP" "YO MAMA IS SO UGLY! THAT SHE WAS LISTED UNDER "REJECTED MUPPET" ! " then he got shot by a random firehydrate with a flamethrower, "EAT AT BOBS" The end ( )
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Miststar
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Misty day, cold and rainy, misty night, all alone.
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Post by Miststar on Oct 17, 2011 14:45:43 GMT -5
This is a story I wrote in school for a three minute writing prompt, with some minor adjustments. The prompt was: I was having a bad day until... I ate Mrs. Smith's cake. I know, I know, I shouldn't have eaten it, but it was served by her zebra. Yes, Mrs. Smith has a zebra, doesn't everyone? You don't? Wait, you're part of the llama uprising too? Cool! So anyway, it was a big seven layer vanilla one with white and blue icing, and it was served by her zebra, and everyone knows you can't refuse a zebra when it offers you cake. I ate it all up, and from the sparks that bubbled from the zebra's tail and my own shoe and the pattern they were in I knew it was Make-A-Wish cake, so I wished for a better day. My day was great from then on, in fact my entire year was great! Of course, this happened many years ago, and now I'm the llama rebellion leader so I don't have to answer to the zebra leaders and their Make-A-Wish cake, but it was fun when it lasted. Butter rained down from the heavens that year, I won first place in the slow animal race, and my turtle, Hector, evolved into a Croocodile, so that's good. Then the llama leaders found me and I rose up the ranks, and the rest is history. Thanks for listening!
Hehe, I added in the last part, but like it?
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Post by Shadowstar on Oct 17, 2011 15:04:32 GMT -5
10 points to all of you so far!
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Post by Lightningwolf/Foxshade on Oct 18, 2011 19:16:14 GMT -5
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